Douche

This is the computer-addicted, douche to end all douches. He shows no care for others and assumes he can control time so he can waste it surfing the net pretending he's smart and bragging about his dad. Actually, he might be Googling porn of pokeballs, but no one really knows 'cause they just see a loser in the dark against a Sun-like screen whenever they try to find him. Finding him outside is quite the feat because of this. Boobia has great luck. In a sense.

In kinder words, he;s the douche rival of Boobia and Professor Birch's spoiled kid.

First Diary
He's a hoarder that can't hoard to save his life. That's also a hat, but you didn't hear it from me.

Second Diary
Stuff?



Third Diary
Stuff??

Fourth Diary
More stuff? Maybe?

Fifth Diary
Porn.

That Legend Thing
Was he spotted?

Sixth Diary
I'unno, stop asking me. We're not even sure his name, anymore.