Prettybutt

The pretty ones always die young...

At least your butt was molded for a statue before your body went to waste!

First Diary
It was hard keeping your mirror away from Eloise.

Second Diary
Stuff happens. You and Eloise would've been best mates.

Third Diary
Stuff happens some more Gimme grandbabies

Fourth Diary
More stuff. Oh wait

Fifth Diary
Stop doing stuff. I think you dead