Buttdicks

Arceus is proud of this one. He will one-day surpass God. How does that make you feel, puny mortal?

First Diary
Arceus feels a strong power emerge from his child. To avoid blasphemy, Arceus casts an illusion on his son to keep the child appear much smaller than he indeed is. Arceus sends his child off to render the mortals unfit for battle.

Second Diary
Buttdicks was an unnamed child. He awaits his name.

Third Diary
Buttdicks brags about his name.

Fourth Diary
Buttdicks loves to write his name.

Fifth Diary
Buttdicks feels something strange happen.

A Legend of False Hope
It was soon after the previous diary entry, where Boobia was training her companions as usual but then stuff happens. More details later, so be a creep, okay?

Sixth Diary
Buttdicks becomes larger and realizes he has a cult following. Arceus is proud.