Hoobert

Hoobert, where does your waste go out of? Which mouth eats? Does the other mouth ever open? Does the one mouth ever close? Hoobert, you are an alien butt, aren't you. You do not consume, waste just comes out your butt, doesn't it?!

First Diary
Boobia gets you - do you join here or later, who knows right now.

Second Diary
Stuff happens. I think.

Third Diary
Stuff happens some more because Hoobert farted.

Fourth Diary
More stuff. People died.

Fifth Diary
Stop doing stuff.

A Legend of False Hope
It was soon after the previous diary entry, where Boobia was training her companions as usual but then stuff happens. More details later, so be a creep, okay?

Sixth Diary
Not yet concluded. I think he stomped on your face, tho