Sundile

Sundile loves puns. In fact, his name is a pun. If you don't get it, he'll poop on your shoe.

First Diary
Did you enter yet? Oh well, you were eating baby fruits with your alien-faced front-thing on your chest.

Second Diary
Sundile's got an alien companion, that's how his puns transfer to all sorts of languages, yep.

Third Diary
Did you die, yet.

Fourth Diary
Maybe dead

Fifth Diary
I;unno, maybe you were a zombie the whole time.